Alvin

An integral part of our team since 2004, he's historically handled most of our backend development work and other stuff that is only possible if you are a complete nerd with a name like Alvin and little-to-no social skills to boot. In the rare event that he's not working, he spends as much time as possible with his wife and 18 kids. While he does occasionally get some sleep, it's usually when he passes out in his chair while working through the middle of the night. Luckily he's usually woken up by the burn of his laptop on his upper thighs, which of course enables him to meet our deadlines, so we're not complaining.