Nick

See those killer rainbow shades in his photo? They aren’t a prop. He wears them, for real, like, each and every day. A project manager and full-stack developer in his pleated past, Nick incorporates his highly technical (and super boring) skills towards leaving a few pitiful crumbs in every chip bag and cracker box in the cupboard, but not having the courtesy to throw them away. Ross? Yeah, he exclusively shops there.

He also claims there's something seriously wrong with his brand new MacBook Pro, but we know it's really just running slow because he's constantly streaming his own "music" on Soundcloud to artificially increase his "plays.” Speaking of playing, Nick's a DJ by night and even claims people attend his never-on-the-weekend, way-past-your-bedtime shows. Follow him on Instagram @DJsplayshows or his personal account @snackmastercrumbsalot.